so today this kid at rehearsal said ‘i ship it’ and i turned my head like something out of the exorcist and whispered do you have tumblr
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why want the d when you can have the p
(Source: cempai)
(Source: tumboy)
(Source: peterpansflight)
the most uncomfortable part of breaking dawn was when bella and edward were having sex in their new house and bella was climaxing and this old lady next to me was like “i miss getting orgasms like that”
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i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool
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teacher:
e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me:
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tastybitch69@hotmail.com
i thought we were all in this together
